Retro Candy
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Ass Kisser Gum
$1.25It's gum for brown nosers. Go out and kiss some ass. 8 pieces of cinnamon gum - candy coated of course. You'll need to get a bunch of boxes for those backstabbers in the office.
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Big Ass Gum
$1.25Well does it? Careful how you answer that. 8 pieces of candy coated fruit flavored gum in each box. Get a couple exta boxes for when you go shopping with your pals.
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Birth Control Gum
$1.25Specially formulated for single ladies in their 30's. Mint flavor. 8 pieces. Warning: Weight gain around your midsection is normal.
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Enjoy Spending Time With Your Mother Gum
$1.258 pieces of delicate mint gum instantly enhance your quality time. Now made with time accelerating enzymes to make the visit fly by. Get a box for your sister too, she'll thank you for it.
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Shut The Hell Up Gum
$1.25Seriously, how about a nice big pack of shut the hell up! 8 cinnamon pieces to chew all at once. You've got more that one person in your life that you'd wish would stop their yakkin'.
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Supermodel Meal Gum
$1.25Now the waif-like 5-9, 97-pound frame that once seemed impossible can be yours! 8 complete meals! Cinnamon Flavor.
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Thanks For Saving My Ass Gum
$1.25Thanks so much. Here's some gum. It's Peppermint. 8 whole pieces. I really hope you like it.
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