Humorous Gifts
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John Wayne 6 oz. Stainless Steel Flask
$20.00John Wayne 6 oz. Stainless Steel FlaskBeautiful embossed flask has a secure, latched screw-top lid and is packaged in a black linen gift box. Hand wash recommended.
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2- CARAT CUP
$16.00Here’s a great way to start the day - a graceful porcelain cup that adorns you with a sparkling solitaire diamond ring when you pick it up! But wait, here’s the BEST part - we’ve packed the 2-Carat Cup in an elegant oversize jewelry box, so when you present it as a gift, all you see is the ring! A great cup, a terrific gift, a charming social expression -- this one’s got it all. White porcelain with gold or platinum glaze and clear sparkling Swarovski crystal, individually boxed with removable wrapper.
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Art Deco Retro Bicycle Bell
$29.95Art Deco Retro Bicycle Bell! The paint on these delicious bicycle bells, are eco-friendly paints: without solvents or toxic fumes. The painted bells are then baked, making them resistant to all types of weather. The base coat is applied by a local organization offering employment opportunities to young people from all backgrounds. Learn More
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Ass Kisser Gum
$1.25It's gum for brown nosers. Go out and kiss some ass. 8 pieces of cinnamon gum - candy coated of course. You'll need to get a bunch of boxes for those backstabbers in the office.
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Baby Tattoos
$4.99Who loves mama? FDA approved temporary baby tattoos. Because those innocent little minds do indeed have a darker side.
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Bawdy Maudie Bobbie Dish
$24.95Bawdy Maudie Bobbie Dish
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A quaint vanity tray for rings and posts, this delightful curiosity has returned for another generation"s amusement! Once an ash tray, this provocative vixen strikes a cheesecake pose as her legs sway with a mere touch. 6 x 3 x 5".
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BEER BELLY™
$16.00BEER BELLY™
the fun way to get waisted!
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Belly up to the bar, boys! Everyone will
want to be next to you, the guy with the
built-in bottle opener on his belt! This
heavy web belt is trimmable and adjustable
for any size beer-drinker, and packed in a
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Betty Boop Playing Cards Set
$10.99Born to Be Bad and Bad to the Bone. Play Poker or your favorite card game with Betty Boop! 2 decks of cards are included in a collectible tin container and gift boxed. A terrific addition to your collection – or makes a wonderful gift for any Betty Boop fan!If you love Betty Boop and want to dress like her too, click here: Sweet Lil' Swing DressDimensions: 5 x 1 x 3.75’’Learn More -
Big Ass Gum
$1.25Well does it? Careful how you answer that. 8 pieces of candy coated fruit flavored gum in each box. Get a couple exta boxes for when you go shopping with your pals.
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Birth Control Gum
$1.25Specially formulated for single ladies in their 30's. Mint flavor. 8 pieces. Warning: Weight gain around your midsection is normal.
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Bonjour! French Toast™
$3.25
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Born to Ride Bicycle Bell
$29.95Born to Ride! The paint on these delicious bicycle bells, are eco-friendly paints: without solvents or toxic fumes. The painted bells are then baked, making them resistant to all types of weather. The base coat is applied by a local organization offering employment opportunities to young people from all backgrounds. Learn More
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Bubble Gum Retro Bicycle Bell
$29.95Bubble Gum Retro Bicycle Bell! The paint on these delicious bicycle bells, are eco-friendly paints: without solvents or toxic fumes. The painted bells are then baked, making them resistant to all types of weather. The base coat is applied by a local organization offering employment opportunities to young people from all backgrounds. Learn More -
Cat Bicycle Bell
$29.95Cat Around! The paint on these delicious bicycle bells, are eco-friendly paints: without solvents or toxic fumes. The painted bells are then baked, making them resistant to all types of weather. The base coat is applied by a local organization offering employment opportunities to young people from all backgrounds. Learn More -
Chick Knuckle Tattoos
Regular Price: $6.00
Special Price: $5.00
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